Zul Farhan Zubair. okay who the hell is that huh. tu lah nama anak ikan baru aku. puihh! dia melangsi sangat perangai dengan aku. the story begin..
last few classes with Madam Jamie, grammar class, she told us that we can choose anyone from our junior to be ours. what ours did mean there is actually something. we need to take a good care of them. huh, and i was like seriously madam? we can choose anyone madam? uhh i was so excited to have one! so aku pilih.
first name that attracted me was Mustaqim Siddiq. well hell kan nama gah gila. disebabkan madi - one of my buddies - laki, so aku rasa aku kena tanya lah dia nie gane attitude semua. and madi was like so lewah when commenting about this little guy. he praised this Siddiq was tall, good-looking, and bla bla. but at the end of his sentence he said that this guy didn't look like dengar kata. so, aku end up dengan buat keputusan yang i don't want this kinda guy lah. susah nak didik.
my two adorable eyes carefully searching for other's name. looking at one by one, and dang! i found one. it was the moment when my eyes hit the name of Zul Farhan.
"okay i want this one madi. dia nie okay tak. Zul nie"
and madi kata, that Zul guy is okay in every ways. attitude pun tip top balik ke tip. muka pun ada. the hell madi. so without any hesitation i grabbed that kiddo since no one else that i thought could be much better rather than him yang dengar kata. so, i jot down his phone number to make my teaching-learning session easier. done with that pilih pilih anak ikan day, semangat is increased by 89%. nak mengajar lah konon!
aku tengok kengkawan semua pakat dok call tutee memasing. aku? krik krik. tak call dan tak text..langsung. actually i was giving him some days to relax and rest before get started with my hectic classes. today, yes today which is Friday. ouh, crap! today is already Sabtuday. whatever major loser, kira semalam lah aku text dia masa petang tu yang berbunyi:
"Salam, dear tutee Zul Farhan Zubair. i think it's kinda late and we need to get started with our teaching-learning session. so, how about tonight? jangan kata kau balik wey. :( - tyra, ur tutor."
NO RESPOND. krik krik.
20:56
i called him. i was keep hello-ing and no one hello me back even there's someone at the other line. dafuq! i was like why the hell u didn't talk to me huh? i was like retarded girl keep hello-ing someone that already pick the fucking phone up. ikan sungguh perangai.
second time, i called and someone has hello me back at the other line. alhamdulillah, ada jugak orang nak jawab hello picisan aku. haih. hey but wait a minute, why did the voice is so lovely. am i talking to his girl or what.
"hello, sape nie. nak cakap ngan sape?"
"eh, nak cakap ngan Zul Farhan, nie sape?"
"dia balik kampung, nie mak dia."
"oh yer ker, camnie makcik kitorang ade program, saya kena ajar dia grammar. tapi takpe lah. bye assalamualaikum."
Tyra! why didn't u ask to talk to that kid? stupid idiot. dan kepala ligat pikir, eh kenapa mak dia yang angkat. dia nie dah kenapa takleh nak angkat sendiri. nak kata keluar tak bawak phone macam tipu sangat sebab orang berkapel nie mana boleh tak lekat ngan phone. nie mesti anak mak nie. kejang sekejap masa dengar tu mak dia. dah suara aku acah acah gangsta jer nak takutkan budak la konon.
aku syak dia memang anak mak, tapi apa salahnya kalau cakap direct jer kata balik. takyah nak guna kuasa veto mak cakap ngan aku. nyawa bagai disentap sekejap wey. saje kan prank aku, nanti kau Paan. balik nanti siap kau! berani beraninya mempermainkan senior yer. pffttttt!
and it such a long long time no see situation aite since i updated my last post? so, the reason is just because of this girl..
see, ada jugak orang yang merindui hasil tangan aku. hahah. well babe, i do apologize lah for my so mintak kaki attitude which is ikot sukahati bila bila masa nak update. actually i'm kinda busy with the assignments thingy and got no idea on what i want to speak about. this one pun randomly came after u asked me to have a new post. hahah, kira Paan nie beri sumber inspirasi kolaborasi jugak la untuk aku menghamburkan kata kata didalam era belog nie. thankielicious tutee!
jadah apa sembang pasal tutee, aku patot sebut lebih pasal budak kuning nie haa. hahah, i don't know u so well lah nak cakap pasal u babe. tapi kira dah mention nama u yang meletop letop bak kari kepala kambing nie pun dah kira okay lah kan. acah acah famous pulak aku. puihhh! hahah. btw, i'm appreciating your concern in reading all my retard posts before. sila bertahan dengan kata kata tahap cekam kuku kaki tu. aku punya bahasa melayu tak bagus mana lah even aku dapat A pelas masa SPM dulu. memang nak show-off pun. hahah. eh aku tak tipu la bab bab pelajaran nie, aku dapat A. tambah tanda + nie lagi kat belakang A. kira hebat jugak lah aku kan. aku masa mula mula dia tanya aku yang aku ker tuan punya belog nie, kira terkejut jugak la. kenapa la kau suka sangat baca belog aku wey. such a waste lah aku rasa. macam hape jer, baik baca buku teks sejarah lagi baguih. dah tentu tentu dapat A pelas pelas nanti. baca belog aku? bukan kata A, E pun blom tentu. aiye. hey, amal harap anda nampak nie. aku dah sebut haa namamu dibibir belog ku. LMFAO.
katanya..
terima kasih kuning! i love kuning. pisang sangat. *ciom*
bini Synyster Gates.
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